Monday, April 5, 2010

Passover left-overs

I'm packing up and moving this week (not to DC yet but to a short term apartment for a few months). Blog will be sparse. But, here are some left-overs from this year's crop of Passover knock-knocks that I wrote up for the kids school seder. Save them for next year, they'll be fine.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter get rid of all your hametz before Passover starts.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy afikomen is found we can move on to dessert.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tallis.
Tallis who?
Tallis the Passover story already, we're ready to eat!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kippah.
Kippah who?
I Kippah few jokes in reserve just in case the seder goes long.

There were more - knock,knocks with Sinai, Nirtzah, Hallel, Gefilte, Pig, Ketchup, and of course, Dayenu.